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Joke of the Day
"Grad School: Because it's better than saying ""I'm still looking."""
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"Ok I just started watching House M.D.:nn1 Does everyone gang up and beat House's other leg?n2 does a rival Token come in to challenge Omar?"
"""i'll be back"" --arnold schwarzenegger getting into a 2-man horse costume"
"The anchorwoman on the local news just reported that Davy Jones from the Monkees has died At first I didn't believe it. But then I saw her face."
"What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being."
"What is all that useless flesh around a woman's vagina? The woman."
"Damn, ref. Is your phone on vibrate? Because you sure as hell missed that pass interference call on Sherman!"
"THE TASTE OF A NEW GENERATION What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common? They both have plastic juggs."
"John Cena has a tough life man His girlfriend just texted him. The message says: > When can I see you?"