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Joke of the Day

"In retrospect; being a fat girl, bringing a black & white swimsuit to a water park 2 weeks after a killer whale attack, was a horrible idea."

"I tried to catch some fog yesterday Mist"

"Why did the lollipop cross the road? ... Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed."

"A farmer was in a field with his cows, he counted 196 of them.... ..... but when he rounded them up he had 200."

"Hey kids! Make your voice heard this election day by hiding your parents identification! (Not applicable in some states)"

"There should be a ""shame"" setting on showerheads."

"It's an old true fact that girls like bad boys so don't text them back real fast and when you do say you were in a time out."

"[zoo] ""This is the bear kids"" Wow I want his arms ""What? You cant ha.."" *kid shows tour guide 2nd amendment* ""Bring him the arms smh"""

"Best thing I've seen on Facebook all day: ""I thought Ariana Grande was a font."""

"What is the difference between Reddit and children's television? Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content."