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Joke of the Day

"Why was the African prostitute arrested for murder? Men kept disappearing in her black hole! (#69BadJokes buy it like everywhere on-line!) ((unless you're a hater of funny stuff ;))"

"What you don't want to hear when having great sex ""HONEY!! I'm home !!! """

"Spent the entire day trying not to look at porn... It was so hard."

"Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent. I would have to say it's the kids."

"Her: *flipping pages* Ya know, everything doesn't have to be about you Me: but that's my autobiography"

"Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? Just cos."

"How do the greek separate the men from the boys? With a crow bar."

"I'm sure there'll be some making distasteful jokes about Williams' death. How annoying for them that he would have thought of funnier ones."

"Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus"

"Bats are just rats who had too much Red Bull."