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Joke of the Day
"What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? That was your fault!!!"
Next Joke
"Why does the dog go to the gym? He wants to get ruff"
"He asked what I like in bed so I was honest: 1. My dog 2. iPhone 3. Blankets fresh from the dryer 4. Take out"
"Things that don't kill bees: 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming"
"Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team? She kept running away from the ball"
"What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall"
"My job is affecting my mental health Whenever I put my welding hood on, the world just seems like a dark place..."
"The blond girl and the car What did the blond girl say when she saw the car? Answer: That's the lost one right there."
"On my home screen I surrounded the Fitbit app with a bunch of food delivery apps so it knows what's up."
"What is it called when the Queen farts? a noble gas!"