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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton."
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"[penguin waddles into computer repair store] ""Hi yes my laptop is frozen"" ... Computer repair guy - ""how did you get to Milwaukee"""
"My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."
"What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot? An oompa loompa with a sore throat."
"Where did the salami go on holiday? Costa Deli-Sol"
"I like my hot wings like I like my Holy Infants... ...tender and mild."
"If I had a dollar for every time I was racially accepting I'd be as poor as a no good, dirty mexican."
"How do you ask for a cigarette in spain? Tapas a snout!"
"True friends don't judge each other.... They judge other people, together."
"Someone asked me to name my favorite composer... It made me Bach. I couldn't get a Handel on it. I had to make a Liszt."