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Joke of the Day

"what do we want LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES when do we want them NNNNEEOOOW"

"Joke I told my one-eyed coworker today: Me: What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye? Him: I give up Me: A terrorst"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !"

"What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else? I can clearly see your nuts!"

"The worlds best ninjas comes from Iceland Anyone actually seen an Icelandic ninja?"

"You call it laziness', I call it laziness' too because I don't feel like coming up with an alternate excuse."

"Ya know...If heat rises.. Heaven just might be hotter than hell."

"What did Jesus said when he resurrected ? Fucking lag, three days to respawn !"

"I didn't like my haircut at first, but it grew on me."

"Hitler couldn't have been that bad of a guy.. After all, he did kill Hitler"