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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a complaining adult? A groan up!"
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"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart? Take the ""S"" out of safe and the ""F"" out of way!"
"What does a ghost drink? Boo's."
"*gets naked* *gets baked* *doesn't get why they don't rhyme*"
"My jokes are like my women.. I don't have any"
"Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop."
"In 1940 Goebbels made a speech... Proclaiming that the Swastika was an example of the Golden Ratio. Turns out it was a fibbin' Nazi..."
"My Gladiator DVD stopped working... Talk about an *epic* fail."
"I sleep naked because I want burglars to feel weird."
"What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless!"