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Joke of the Day

"ok so when a guy marries four women does he wear four rings or just ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL?"

"What is the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are twenty of them"

"How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !"

"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes."

"What do you call a handjob from a midget? A jump and touch."

"A Greek and a Italian are having a beer. The Greek Says ""You know, we invented sex."" Then the Italian turn's and looks at him. ""Well we brought women into it."""

"*painting your nails* one hand : perfect. other hand : looks like a blind cat did it."

"Best jokes from movies What are you best jokes you have heard in a movie?"

"What's a pirates favorite material? ~~Arrrgyle~~*YARRRN!*^Thanks ^Bravesurf"

"Someone posted an ad claiming she can wax my chest without any pain at all. Sounds nice, but I'm kind of nervous. Do you really think she could pull it off?"