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Joke of the Day

"Hey gurl are you an integral? Because I'd gladly replace my x with u."

"I wanted to tell you a joke about my favourite Michael Jackson album but it's Bad"

"she : XOXOXOXOX Me : stop cheating babe. You can't play both our turns."

"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse."

"What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his Girlfriend? Wipe his ass."

"Most women have a love hate relationship with their scale, but I'm convinced mine goes out of her way to piss me off."

"TIL that humanity's new form of communication is acronyms What does FTFY even mean? I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much."

"In Iran, people are afraid of spiders... But in Iraq, no phobia"

"I used to live in Oklahoma... It was OK"

"Two surgeons are laughing during an operation when a dermatologist walks by... ""What's so funny?"" asks the dermatologist. ""Sorry, it's a inside joke."" replies the surgeon."