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Joke of the Day
"Hey gurl are you an integral? Because I'd gladly replace my x with u."
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"Have you seen www.square.com? No I haven't got around to it."
"what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline"
"Me: I don't think Grinding Dory is appropriate for the kids. Wife: I said FINDING DORY & we need to discuss your internet usage."
"Did you hear the horror story about the teens having sex on a camping trip? It was fucking in tents!"