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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cannibal who eats quadriplegics? Vegetarians."
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"Tried to leave a voicemail for my mom but she picked up. I was forced to drop my phone into my purse and shake it around for 10 minutes"
"you cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste believe me I've tried"
"Octopus How does an octopus make you laugh? With ten-tickles"
"In many U.S. States offenders receive a harsher penalty for hitting a dog than they do for hitting a woman. That's outrageous either way you're slapping a bitch"
"What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share? Shelfish"
"Shockingly True What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"My friend asked me ""what's worse, ignorance or apathy?"" I replied, ""I don't know and I don't care""."
"Study finds that a man looks into a woman's eyes for 8.2 seconds if he is attracted to her, 4.5 seconds if he is not, and 0.0 seconds if she's a C-cup or above"
"Another ""Iron Man"" Joke Iron Man is a superhero. Iron Woman is a command."