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Joke of the Day

"I created an Erectile Dysfunction support group once, But it flopped, Nobody came"

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"for several hours a day, we are just an arrow floating on a screen"
"People say to enjoy the messes your kids leave, because you'll miss them when they're grown and gone. I like to call those people liars."
"A blonde and a brunette are in a room... The blonde ask: ""What does idk stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, no one does!"""
"If Biff's gang had smoked E-cigarettes in 'Back to the Future 2,' it would've seemed like the least realistic thing in the movie."
"Is it bad that when you walk into a room and a persons clothes are hanging up that you think they have new curtains?"
"What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk."
"What Did H Say 2 O? Water you doing?"