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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy that ran into a window? He was in a lot of pane."
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"A flat earth conspiracist was boasting about how many people believe that the Earth is flat... He said, ""We have supporters all around the globe!!!"""
"What did Donald Trump said to Obama's supporter? Orange Is The New Black"
"Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs? Because only the top 1% can stay above water."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"The steak pun... ...a rare medium, sometimes well done."
"WHAT DO YOU THINK???? If a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife"
"[For enemies] You know the difference between you and I? You came out of your mom. I came in her."
"I left work yesterday at 4:59 instead of 5:00 I was technically leaving early, but the difference was minute."
"What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes? karma chameleon"