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Joke of the Day

"Floyd Mayweather won because of an unfair advantage. He gets to practice in the gym all day and then goes home and practices on his family."

"Of course Tom Cruise will complete his mission. With Xenu, all things are possible."

"What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand? quattro sink-o"

"Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet."

"What do you call cows with 2 legs? Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs? Ground beef."

"Did you know that pi day is tomorrow? I didn't, because there have been 0 sines"

"I lost my watch at a party once... Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the guy, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl...not on my watch."

"I'm tired of conventional beauty standards that say I can't wear a ski mask in a bank"

"Why can't you run through camp sites? You can only ran because it's past tents."

"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor"