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Joke of the Day

"Floyd Mayweather won because of an unfair advantage. He gets to practice in the gym all day and then goes home and practices on his family."

"What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream? Shocklate."

"What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans? Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!"

"Resumes are the most popular form of historical fiction."

"Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever"

"Why are black people so good at basketball? They are experienced in running, stealing and shooting."

"[tv interview] I'm with Amy. Her house was damaged by the floods, how are you? [cut to Amy crying] MORE LIQUID IS THE LAST THING WE NEED AMY"

"BAGPIPE VS. ONION Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe."

"I met the guy who invented window sills... What a ledge!"

"The time machine of tomorrow. Today."