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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that pi day is tomorrow? I didn't, because there have been 0 sines"
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"Hey dude! Would we be considered in-laws if I slept with your wife? No... we'd be even."
"What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets? The Whittle Business *badum ching*"
"Where do they make satis? In a satisfactory"
"Early Time I'm on a Whiskey diet, I lost three days already."
"Have you heard of the band 1023 Megabytes? Probably not. They haven't made a gig yet."
"If Jesus appears to you... Ask him to bevel-cut a jack rafter onto a door header. If he doesn't know what you mean, that's an imposter Jesus."
"Don't make fun of fat people; they have enough on their plate."
"Lorena Bobbit has died in a tragic car accident. Some dick cut her off."
"Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch"