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Joke of the Day
"Men are like curling irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair."
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"Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ? ... because *six seven ate*"
"My iPhone does NOT rule my life. Battery - Don't worry, Siri. I got this."
"Bartender asks a returning guest... You come in everyday for the past 10 years paying for the same drink with 4 quarters. Why? The guest responds with, ""I don't like change!"""
"What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs, or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob."
"Why are rosary beads so small? Because altar boys are really tight."
"what do you get when you cross breed humans and goats... baaa..bies"
"Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that."
"""I'll be back!"" -boomerangs -and herpes"
"Why do parents feel the need to hold your phone when you show them a picture?"