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Joke of the Day
"Do you never want the party to end? Now, it doesn't have to! Introducing, DRUGS."
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"For most people, when you lose your ""khakis"" you lost your pants. When you're from Boston and lose your ""khakis"" you can't start your car."
"There once was a jealous zombie... But he ate his heart out."
"Taking a picture of your meal before you eat is the new ""saying grace."""
"Adult me: I wish I was a kid again. Kid me: I wish I was a dinosaur! RaWr!"
"I got my head cut off [removed]"
"Now that Britain has left the EU, you'll need a Visa to get in and around ...for everything else, there's Mastercard."
"Small children who dress as Batman must be forced to fight crime. To teach them a lesson, about lying"
"Two guys are walking and one walks into a bar... The other one ducks"
"I remember the Christmas my son got me my first DVD. It was a rental...6 days overdue. And we didn't even have a DVD player!"