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Joke of the Day

"I've just found that my Wii remote doesn't work if you take it out of the sync region. Much like my wife."

"Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages? It was the knight time"

"I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"Sorry I sprayed bug spray in your face. Those fake eyelashes scared the hell out of me."

"Most people have a schlong You have a schlort"

"What did the doctor say to the midget in his waiting room? You're just gonna have to be a little patient."

"[museum tour in the future] Racism and sexism ended in the 21st century, when brave Americans argued it out of existence online"

"Why did I rob the bank? For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before."

"How do you make your girlfriend cry while you're having sex? Call and let her know."

"Better living through chemistry Table of Elements: C = carbon Ho = holmium Co =cobalt La = lanthanum Te = tellurium CHoCoLaTe - Better living through chemistry!"