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Joke of the Day

"There's someone out there for everyone. Don't worry if you're alone, your true love is just having sex with someone else right now."

"What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!"

"If you love something, let it go. Unless that thing is a cat. Your cat will not come back."

"Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong."

"What do Apple and the US economy have in common now? No Jobs"

"A racist joke Donald Trump"

"How to become a Saint 1: Become Catholic 2: Live an exemplary and pious life 3: Perform at least two miracles Or...Just Be Kanye's baby"

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You don't milk a cow for 10 years"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock, with a mouth full of cock, to find out Jill's real name was Randy."