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Joke of the Day

"Zuckerberg's next aquisition will be twitter to complete his WTF trilogy."

"The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound."

"Why doesn't Pakistan have its national football team? Whenever they get a corner, they will set up a shop."

"How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat."

"How did the urologist ruin his Christmas? [OC] He looked inside Santa's sack."

"Today I played chess with some old men in the park. It was hard to round up 32 of them."

"My wallet is like an onion Every time I look at it, I cry"

"A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells at him to get out, saying, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" The mushroom replies, ""Why not? I'm a fun guy."""

"I once had sex for an hour and 45 seconds. Thanks daylight savings."

"Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...? Because, he's just dying to party."