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"Did you hear about that new black hole? It's near Uranus.."
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"I've started calling my penis ""Elbow"" Because it's hard, flexible, and it's rude to have it out on the table during dinner"
"Started a karate club for people who don't know karate we just do moves we see in movies lemme know if you're interested old ppl are welcome"
"What do you call a shy hamburger restaurant? MeekDonalds"
"""I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document!"" -- No one. Ever."
"What do you call cows with no sense of humor? Feminists"
"I wish I were as comfortable with my body as every guy from Jackass is with theirs."
"What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail? A small medium at large"
"Authorities in Beijing have advised that the Earthquake felt by millions last night was nothing to worry about. It was just the start of China's two-child policy."
"The worst part about spring... Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction."