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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lizard with sex problems? Ereptile Dysfunction"
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"I just woke up and scared the hell out of this mortician."
"My friend and I were talking yesterday and he asked me if I sometimes randomly recited the English vowels. I replied, ""Sometimes, why?""."
"How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone? ""It's not a tuba!"""
"WIFE: why is the dog wearing a tux? ME: u said to groom him WIFE: i meant brush ME: oh...sorry buddy, wedding's off DOG: this is bullshit"
"How do you know when an Australian prisoner is raping another prisoner? When they're in an inmate mate"
"Why do Eskimos wash in Tide? Because it's too cold to wash out Tide"
"Do cats like Deadmau5? I mean he is a mouse himself, but maybe they like the concept?"
"My father always told me it isn't real money if you don't make it yourself..... of course that was before he got arrested for counterfeiting."
"Why do French people eat snails? Because they hate fast food."