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Joke of the Day
"Why would anyone want to remove their laser hair?"
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"Schools kind of like a penis.. long and hard, unless you're asian."
"U can call me childish but When me and my ex broke up I used to go to her house ring the door bell and run away for few months"
"Why was the black man arrested? Good question."
"astrology then: I seek the meaning of human life in the stars. astrology now: If Capricorns Were A Type Of Noodle, They Would Be Rigatoni."
"An art teacher comes across a badly made nude painting. What does she say? ""This butt a scratch!"""
"how do you make holy water boil the hell out of it"
"Why did the headless chicken cross the road? Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side"
"*watching a cop walk past during drug deal* ok relax, just be cool.. ""bonjour mademoiselle how much of le methamphetamine dost thou fancy"""
"Reports just in that the police have seized a Catholic Priest's computer. They claim that they are looking for a certain file. A .PDO file if you will."