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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump becomes president.. If Donald Trump becomes president of an Island population of only himself, there will still be anarchy."

"My new telly is brilliant, it shows 50 frames per second. I managed to watch the whole of the snooker world championships in less than a minute."

"Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman."

"Why dont they have Drivers Education and Sex Education class on the same day in Iran Because it would kill the camel"

"If Fetty Wap is ever convicted of a crime... He could change his name to ConFetty."

"Getting your identity stolen is a nice reminder that at least one person out there has it shittier than you & wants to trade places."

"I disagree with the comments around here about feminists being fat, ugly, disgusting, whiny bitches... Some of them are just ugly."

"Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around."

"Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane? He was Travelling Light"

"What's the best part about having sex with twenty-one year old's? There's twenty of them."