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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump becomes president.. If Donald Trump becomes president of an Island population of only himself, there will still be anarchy."

"What was the last thing that went through the bugs head after he hit the window shield? His ass"

"I was asking my comedian friend... for some advice on my act. I said ""I made a few cotton picking jokes but nobody found them funny"". He said ""It's simple, you need new material."""

"What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"

"I know a great joke about rape. But they don't let me put it in"

"Mute goes to a wedding... After the ceremony he won't let go of his dick and everyone's a little put off by his public display. With his free hand, he signs ""Speak now or forever hold your peace""."

"Rhetorical is still a word, right?"

"Knock Knock... Knock Knock. Who's there? Statue. Statue who? STATUE KNOCKIN' ON MY DOOR? Thank you."

"Maybe tomorrow I'll do that thing I said I'd do yesterday."

"How was Rome cut in half? With a pair of Caesars."