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Joke of the Day
"Archimedes law of bathing When your body immersed in water, the phone rings"
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"What is the most whoreish profession today? Store greeters. They let everybody 'come inside'! no offense folks! :)"
"Im wearing my camouflaged underwear. They'll never see me cuming"
"Learning how to say ""where the hell am I?"" in eight languages. Just in case."
"How dare you complain about your life? Someone's mom is Snooki."
"What has gas, liquid and solids on it at the same time? Uranus."
"Sorry, cancer kids. Our prayers are going elsewhere. RT @KimKardashian: So scared I'm not gonna make my flight to Australia! Pray I make it!"
"One Man's trash is other man's treasure Said Jereme. But it certainly wasn't the best he could say to his child just after he learnt that he was adopted."
"I like my coffee like I like my racist jokes... Made by someone else."
"I don't know how some people do it ""4 minute shower"" It takes me like 4 minutes to even get the water to be the right temperature."