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Joke of the Day

"If you feel unsure about a new haircut, ask a man if it looks okay. But ask him many, many, many times. Never be satisfied with his answer."

"A fun thing about having kids is how they ask for help with their homework. On the way to school."

"How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down."

"I'd like to dedicate this joke to my father, who was a roofer... ...so...dad, if you're up there..."

"Me: I love you Wife: I will testify against you if required"

"There were over 14,000 wars before McDonalds launched the Dollar Menu. Since launching it, there's only been 32. Those are just the facts."

"Don't mess around with asexuals They don't fuck around."

"What does a hoverboard and a fat girl have in common? Reddit gets mad when you call them that"

"is Quentin Tarantino directing 2016?"

"*puts stethoscope up to chest* Dr: I dont hear..U don't have a heart Karen ""Did my ex Kyle put u up to this?"" *Im in the bushes giggling*"