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Joke of the Day
"a beer at yankee stadium is like a monthly mortgage payment in any other state"
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"What is a bigot? A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal."
"Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France."
"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They hate to see men have a good time."
"What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe? Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you"
"What did one bodybuilder ask the other? How much do you whey bro?"
"""You the bomb"" ""No you the bomb"" A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."
"Before I had kids I never really reflected on life's little mysteries. For example, why is my toothbrush under the couch?"
"My GF's boobs are pretty odd. I sometimes wish she'd just have 2 of them instead of 3."
"How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet."