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Joke of the Day
"Q-How did the gay guy feel when he went shopping? A= Like a **girl**. *Lol*"
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"Martin Shkreli's life was such a joke he was born on April 1st..."
"Hi college freshmen! I hope when you selected bedding for your dorm room you asked yourself, ""Can I see myself throwing up on this pattern?"""
"*ding* This is your captain speaking. We... Is this what my voice sounds like? Nobody told me! Haha, wow, weird. We're out of fuel."
"I was going to join the Preoccupy New York protests... but I have better things to do."
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"An anvil walks into a bar.. The bartender asks him, would you like a beer? The anvil answers: ""No thanks, I'm already hammered."""
"I was going to say a joke about Sodium. . But Na."
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