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Joke of the Day
"Q-How did the gay guy feel when he went shopping? A= Like a **girl**. *Lol*"
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"I wish I lived in the 20s so I could wear hats, smoke cigarettes and say stuff like, ""Hey big cheese, this giggle water is the cat's meow."""
"It's funny how you think it's your cat leaving all those dead birds on your doorstep."
"Nuts I like: -Cashew. -Almond. -Pistachio. Nuts I don't like: -Hairy. -Religious."
"I'd like to thank automatic flushing toilets For making people think I'm giving them 2 or 3 courtesy flushes"
"Vagina jokes are not funny... Period."
"Getting your identity stolen is a nice reminder that at least one person out there has it shittier than you & wants to trade places."
"How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!"
"Me: It stands for Greatest Of All Time Jeweller: I just don't think your wife will want ""THE GOAT IS MINE"" inscribed on her wedding ring"
"What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright? Dim Sum."