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Joke of the Day
"I'm Mexican and my teacher asked me to turn in my essay. But I ain't no snitch."
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"Ppl really messing with football players on twitter like they're not one concussion away from waiting for u in ur darkened house"
"*Indian sending smoke signals* Buffalo... Coming... *other Indian replies* New... Fire... Who... Dis?"
"Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven? Cause seven eight ten."
"What Did the Janitor Say When He Jumped Out of the Closet? ""Supplies!"" I'll see myself out"
"What do you call a Belgian with a cold? Phlegmish"
"I saw a man drinking brake fluid. But then he stopped."
"What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate? ""Ecru, Brute?"""
"Wondering why my jokes aren't being upvoted. All of my employees laugh at my jokes, so I'm obviously a funny guy."
"I always feel bad for seedless watermelon because what if they wanted to have babies."