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Joke of the Day
"I always feel bad for seedless watermelon because what if they wanted to have babies."
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"Lawyers' Ethical Dilemma When a client gives you two hundred dollar bills stuck together from the bank machine to pay a $100 bill, do you tell your law partner?"
"snickers where r mah snickers"
"A man went to a zoo... When he got home, his wife asked him how it was. He replied ""There was only one dog in the entire zoo!! It was a shitzu."""
"My girlfriend is like Windows... She's 10."
"""Lord of the Rings"" seems like kind of a racist book. It doesn't even have a Tolkien black guy."
"It's my ninth anniversary on Twitter. I could not have done it without my ex-wife and my kids whose names I no longer remember."
"A guy who won free buffets for life committed suicide the other day I guess he had a lot on his plate."
"In the dark alley, Johnny the Optimist was being beat up Half to life."
"A policeman came into my house and told me to put my hands up.I told him that he wasn't a DJ and we laughed and laughed and now I'm in jail."