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Joke of the Day

"I always feel bad for seedless watermelon because what if they wanted to have babies."

"Yo mama is so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill."

"William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'"

"What sex position makes ugly babies? Ask your parents"

"I lost my party bot 2000 I'm sure it'll turn up though"

"When is the best time to eat fast food? *Fri*day!"

"Today I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof I was shocked!"

"Every time you have McDonald's as a kid, it's a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it's a defeat."

"I'm sorry did you say your name is ned or bread"

"Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws."