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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Belgian with a cold? Phlegmish"
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"Read out loud for full affect * ""Knock knock"" * ""Who's there"" * ""I eat mop"" * ""I eat mop who"" * *que laughter Gets em every time"
"How does Ice-Cube drink his milk? Straight Outta Carton."
"Instead of a sign that says ""Do not disturb"" I need one that says ""Already disturbed"""
"BOSS: I need to see you in my office ME: *I begrudgingly take off my invisibility cloak* oh alright"
"Punctuation is the difference between ""Love trumps hate""... and ""Love Trump's hate."""
"I like to play chess in the park with bald men... ...Although sometimes it's hard to find 32 of them."
"A cockroach walks into a bar... A cockroach walks into a bar and says ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"Sometimes instagram almost makes me wish I went outside."
"Did you hear about Charlie Sheens new TV show? It's called Two and a Half T Cells."