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Joke of the Day

"Steps to being cool A) Use the sunglasses face B)"

"I like my women how I like my pudding. With their tops off and my penis in them."

"On the fifth day to election, the public gave to me... Five Gallup polls Four awful choices Three Trump Steaks Two more WikiLeaks And a cache of Clinton emails!"

"What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!"

"Tried to catch fog today Mist"

"DOCTOR: Do you have any questions? ""Can I shower with this cast?"" DOCTOR: What do you think, guys? PHOEBE, JOEY, CHANDLER, MONICA: Sure!"

"Why did little Jimmy cross the road? Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy"

"I'm going to change my name to Blake. So I can ask my girl if she wants to wake and Blake."

"Old McDonald had a farm and it grew delicious, non-biodegradable french fries."

"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking in tents!"