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Joke of the Day
"If I had a nickel for every gender... I'd have ten cents and a dead meme"
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"When my wife starts ... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"One of my biggest fear is being chased by Usain Bolt during zombie apocalypse."
"captain: a lot of rumors floating around saying I sunk the ship sailor: [clinging to a piece of the hull] please stop calling us rumors sir"
"What will they call Bruce Jenner after the final sex-change operation? Sluice"
"""We need a name for this big flat state full of corn and you're gonna be the one to do it"" ""I...uhhh... Wha?"" ""Nailed it. Next state."""
"[Offensive] How do you offend homeless people? By telling them knock knock jokes!"
"""Cool, I love candles. What's with the knives? Wait, stop. Please stop!"" - pumpkin"
"Grab a plate and throw it on the floor. Did it break? Yes? Ok, now tell it you're sorry. Good, now, did it unbreak? No? Now you understand."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning"