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Joke of the Day
"[Offensive] How do you offend homeless people? By telling them knock knock jokes!"
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"I was out with my bf and a waiter called me a 'cradle robber' cuz he's 18 and I'm 43. Totally ruined our 10th anniversary."
"How does Jesus make coffee. Hebrews"
"I hate making spelling mistakes. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."
"SAE used to be jokingly called Somebody Anybody Everybody I guess they wanted to make it clear that wasn't true."
"""I know she told me to buy Tampax, but I'll buy the store brand that's on sale instead."" The last thoughts of a man who's about to die."
"My fake plant died Because I didn't pretend to water it."
"My Deaf girlfriend told me..... My Deaf girlfriend told me to fuck off. That's not a good Sign"
"Remember: You are like a snowflake. Beautiful. Unique. White. Only here for a short time. People get mad when you sit on their cars."
"What is the difference between a used tire and a year supply of used condoms? The first one is a Goodyear and the other is a great year."