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Joke of the Day
"[Offensive] How do you offend homeless people? By telling them knock knock jokes!"
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"What did Kanye West say when he saw the Red Wedding episode of Game of Thrones? Dat shit Frey."
"What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast? ... a tectonic plate!"
"What is Batman's favorite porn site? Motherless.com"
"I don't trust left handed people They're never right"
"How can a blind person tell if they're home? They check the architexture."
"Jumps into shower Shower : I have a boyfriend"
"Just learned that if lightning strikes within 50 feet of you, you can speak every language simultaneously and pee out of your eyes."
"How do dog catchers get paid? By the Pound!"
"Whenever my parents talk about the good old days' they always seem to stop at 1979. Which is pretty cool, because that's also the year I was born... wait... what?"