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Joke of the Day
"Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees."
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"Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, ""Use the forks, Luke."""
"My sex life is like my credit card. It expired a long time ago."
"Why don't the Chinese have casinos? Because they don't like Tibet"
"Some people around here retweet like it's coming out of their booze allowance."
"What do you call someone who only gives back rubs to men? A massage-inist."
"Why did you get a tattoo? Because tatthrees were too expensive."
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"Why do plants hate math? ... Because it gives them square roots"