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Joke of the Day

"Why don't the Chinese have casinos? Because they don't like Tibet"

"Why was I sentenced to 1 year in prison with 6 months probation after killing a nigger? On charges of impersonating a police officer."

"Why did the hen win a Wild West duel between it and a Peacock? Hen shot first."

"Hay gurl are you a gorilla enclosure? Cause' I wanna drop a kid in you."

"What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share? Shelfish"

"When you talk about IP addresses of an iPad Do you call it iPaddress?"

"[Entire house is full of trees] Girlfriend: What did you do?! Me: You told me to spruce things up. GF: Everything's stuck to everything!!!"

"""You're never going to believe this, but my doctor just told me I've got a protein deficiency."" ""No whey!"""

"I'm excited for the Supreme Court to finally let us know if gay people are human beings."

"Is it good to drink witch's brew? Yes it's very newt tricious!"