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Joke of the Day

"STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today"

"Name Some Anti-Jokes They always are the funniest"

"what currency does the sun use? starbucks"

"What's a Mormon's favorite sexual position? You'd probably think it's missionary, but i'm pretty sure they'd try the back door if they had the chance."

"I just wish my ex-wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, she's still alive."

"My wrists hurt every time I drive through a tunnel with passengers. The doctor diagnosed me with Carpool Tunnel."

"I just found out how babies are made. Gross!"

"If you were playing a drinking game where you took a sip every time they said ""Lebron,"" you'd die."

"I want to be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness."

"Knock knock Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allah who akbar!"