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Joke of the Day
"Name Some Anti-Jokes They always are the funniest"
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"Whats the opposite of progress? Congress"
"What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
"What are ducks' favorite drug? Quack."
"I love when people misuse the word ""literally"". It literally makes me fart rainbows."
"Have you ever had sex in the forest? It's fucking in tents."
"There was a royal baby... The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American."
"Wheres the best place to hide a body? Page 2 of google search results"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock Knock *Who's there?* The chicken!"
"How to Get There by Ridya Bike"