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Joke of the Day

"I was going to go to Psychic School... ...But I couldn't afford the intuition fee."

"Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday? Work smarter not harder people."

"Police arrested 2 kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off"

"What is crucial to any joke about ISIS? The execution"

"Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station."

"Just been chatting to my neighbor's teenage daughter It turns out she's really into aliens and UFOs Which is cool because tommorow she's getting abducted"

"Once I had completed my final exam, my professor told me to turn it in to one of the teaching assistants. Good thing I have been practicing my origami."

"Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back? It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours."

"The teacher asked the class if everyone got the syllabus. Jimmy raised his hand and said, ""No, I took the boring short bus to school."""

"How long did it take the fish to go to the store? salmon or eight minutes."