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Joke of the Day

"How come Rhonda Rousey had a hard time making friends when she was younger? Because she was Holm schooled."

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"My girlfriend turned to me and said ""Dave, I think we've come to the end of the road."" ""Why?"" I said, shocked. ""We're in a river."""