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Joke of the Day

"How come Rhonda Rousey had a hard time making friends when she was younger? Because she was Holm schooled."

"Have you guys ever tried Somali food ? Neither have they"

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it! Hahaha, get it? He fucking brews it"

"Saw a Mime doing his gig. I reached into my purse and pretended to throw money in his hat."

"What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween? Depressed"

"How long is a Chinaman?"

"Your Google Self-Driving car should be taken away if you don't let your dog sit in the driver's seat while you hold a map riding shotgun."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? The hooker will stop screwing you after you're dead."

"Did you know that a stake through the heart kills humans too?"

"My girlfriend turned to me and said ""Dave, I think we've come to the end of the road."" ""Why?"" I said, shocked. ""We're in a river."""