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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that a stake through the heart kills humans too?"

"What do you think of men who likes to eat fish? I think they are Sofishticated. I'll show myself out."

"What are poofists ? If you ask toilet attendant why he/she haven't made more of their life. you get punched into your face by poofists."

"Schrodinger's Crush: Before you ask her out, she is both single and taken"

"A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies ""No I'm traveling light"""

"What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage."

"I've just watched a distressing film on how African children have to walk up to ten miles to bring water to their village. I think it was far fetched."

"If your opinion about global warming is based on the weather outside then you don't deserve to have an opinion about global warming"

"Beauty & the Beast 2 is just 90 minutes of Belle and the prince shopping for new furniture after it all turned back into people."

"Meek Mill's diss track walks into a bar... Bartender takes one look at 'em and says, ""We don't serve trash."""