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Joke of the Day

"What did the blondes mom say to her before leaving for a night out? If you're not in bed by one come home."

"They say pizza is like sex... Even when it's bad you can still put your dick in it."

"What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright? Dim Sum."

"idea: business cards that just say NO Sir can I have 5 mins of ur [card] Girl can I get ur number [card] BRO DID U STEAL MY NO CARDS [card]"

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb_ You can't know man, you weren't fucking there."

"Cops are like women. Can't live with them, can't live without them. And they're a bunch of pussies."

"My Archimedes Heel is Greek references"

"I asked my friend who is a porn cameraman about his work He said it's a hard job."

"Greatest pickup line that never works!! I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U."

"A black man and his donkey walk into a bar.. The bartender says ""get your black ass outta here."""