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Joke of the Day
"All barcode tattoos ring up as ranch dressing. Every single one of them."
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"I eat my pop tarts frozen like the vikings used to have them."
"Insanity [insanity] (noun): Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results See Also: Going back to your ex"
"Niggas be like.. ..OH HELL NO!"
"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut, you fucking racists."
"What do a Catholic Priest and McDonald's have in common? Both like to stick their meat in 10 year old buns."
"I was raped by a group of mimes They did unspeakable things to me"
"Who called it your foot falling asleep and not coma toes?"
"Guy walks into a bar... Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables wrapped around his neck. Bartender said ""alright...but don't start nothing!"""
"What was the best part of being a blind smallpox inoculator in the 18th century? The great stories you get to read everyday."