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Joke of the Day
"I eat my pop tarts frozen like the vikings used to have them."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ? Armenia every word I say !"
"My wife threw a doughnut at my head. Now I have a glazy eye."
"Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice."
"I heard Nintendo once planned to change Donkey Kong's name for their audience in Germany There, he was originally gonna be called ""Danke Kong"""
"Did you hear about the witch who couldn't have children? her husband had a Holloweenie."
"What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus? on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside"
"What kind of genie only grants wishes to men? A misogenie."
"Overheard a teenager watching Armageddon for the 1st time (after Bruce Willis blows up): ""lol at least the hot one lived (Ben Affleck)."""
"I want to be cremated... So I can finally have a smoking hot body!!"