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Joke of the Day

"Niggas be like.. ..OH HELL NO!"

"I'm no longer with a girl because she lied about her weight. She died in a bungee jumping accident."

"Growing up my girlfriend was called the human calculator... but that's just because 14 year old boys would have her do handstands so they could see her boobies."

"Statistically speaking 5 out of 6 people are pro gang rape."

"I went into a hotel.. I went into a hotel when a luggage boy came and said ""I'm the 'beg'gar"""

"I'm just like Bob Marley but not black or Jamaican or talented or dead but my hair gets tangly ."

"I wish we were Irish Daughter: I wish we were Irish, so we could have more fun on St. Patrick's Day Me: Irish you were a Beer"

"My gf just sent me an SMS: ""Spacekeydoesn'tworkcanyougivemeanalternative"" I am really excited but what the f**k does ternative mean?"

"Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman? Because he was a VI KING."

"I got athlete's foot... I don't even work out, so I was flattered."