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Joke of the Day
"Niggas be like.. ..OH HELL NO!"
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"I started breeding pygmy malamutes, and I gave one to my SO, but they left me before they saw the puppy. All I said was, ""Hey, you're getting a little husky."""
"I'm not an expert on masturbation, but I hold my own."
"If someone doesn't stand up to let you pass them in movie theater seats, it's totally cool and legal to fart in their face as you walk by."
"Looks like Trump is going to lose the presidency I guess his erection is going cost him the election"
"What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay? My zipper"
"what do you get when you mix a penis with a bug A cockroach"
"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."
"Civil war jokes? I General Lee don't find them funny."
"TIFU by getting arrested for taking a clock to school"