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Joke of the Day

"Psychologists who have examined Oscar Pistorius say that he is at risk of suicide. Especially if he confuses himself with a burglar."

"I started seeing a therapist about my fear of bridges. Turns out I have severe truss issues."

"I had a good Fallout 4 pun in mind... but I forgot it Radaway..."

"I'm an adult. I don't cry over spilt milk unless it has coffee in it."

"Yesterday was kinda boring, I pretty much just hung around in my underwear all day... ...got kicked out of quite a few businesses though."

"What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash? Trash gets picked up."

"Knock Knock? Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Forget it, its pointless"

"Does Target have crack floating through their air vents? Went in to buy milk, came out with a giraffe, 6-pack, someone's kid, and a headache"

"If we're strictly talking body count, then I'm a morning person."

"Banana starts with a B but normally starts with a N."