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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to fix a horse race? Evolution."

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"When I'm feeling inadequate, I remember that there are women who marry their prison pen pals, and then my own decisions don't seem so bad."
"What advantage do gay black guys have over gay white guys? They only have to come out to their mother."
"What is E.T. short for? Hes got wee legs"
"Stand Up Comedy! (You add to other people's jokes in the comments) One guy comments about a joke below, and everybody else will add on to the joke or just relate to it in a comical way. Have fun !"
"What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes? A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays"
"Spice up your Facebook timeline when someone's status turns to ""It's complicated"" by posting ""thanks for last night"" underneath it."
"Here's how clickbait works"
"I just want a car with pop-up headlights. Do they still make those? Love would be good too."
"What happens if you castrate a corn cob? It becomes a eunuchcorn."