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Joke of the Day

"*brings donuts to work* Co-worker: I have a gluten allergy, so I have to watch what I eat. Me: Cool, then you can WATCH me eat this donut."

"Contrary to popular belief, you actually CAN drink lava but only once"

"In England, a movie theater had to cancel a showing of ""Noah"" due to a flood in the movie theatre. Either that or the 3-D in that theater is really good."

"What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."

"Good Steak jokes are... A rare medium well done"

"My boyfriend is so bad at tongue-twisters, he can't even say ""I love you"" ONE times fast!!"

"Maybe just don't throw stones in any kind of house."

"How do elephants hide themselves in the jungle? They paint their testacles red and climb in a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries."

"I hate it when I bite into an apple & then realize ""Whoops!"" it's a salmon..."

"Got the cheese sweats. Got the cheese sweats real bad."