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Joke of the Day
"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."
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"My wife asked me how I could love her and still enjoy watching porn. I told her, I love my car but I still watch NASCAR"
"Pizza is a good argument against nihilism."
"What brand of butter do frogs eat? Country Croak."
"I'm NOT ashamed of my body. I worked hard for athletic build, healthy brown hair, 4 gorgeous legs, strong neck, big wet nose, clip clop feet"
"Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands in the air. But how would I catch them?"
"When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell."
"Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink? Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :)."
"What do you call a pun in a marathon? A running joke"