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Joke of the Day
"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."
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"I work with a guy named Rick. I'm pretty sure he spells his name with a silent ""P."""
"My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am."
"Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music? Because it's logarythmic."
"There's a good chance this chocolate cake will need rape counseling after I'm done."
"A Lion, a witch and a wardrobe walk into a bar! The Barman says ""I'm serving narnia"""
"A woman walks into a library and ask for a book on child birth. The librarian replies C-Section"
"What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read.........."
"Took my date to Star Wars and dinner... to make sure BB-8."
"You always have to be extra careful when driving through a predominantly black neighborhood at night. Because black people are super hard to see in the dark."