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Joke of the Day

"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

"What is the similarity between a black man and a bike? They both only work with a chain on."

"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my granddad in that concentration camp during the war. Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."

"""YOLO"" giggled the 53rd incarnation of Buddha"

"what's your favorite part of Sundays, mine is staying up really late for no reason whatsoever so that I'm extra miserable all week"

"Sorry I was asleep when you texted me and just woke up when we ran into each other just now"

"I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I didn't. I like to help people."

"A website just logged me off due to inactivity. Hope my life never does that."

"Did you hear about the terrorists who hijacked a plane of lawyers? They threatened to release one every hour til their demands were met."