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Joke of the Day

"I have a problem with people that are missing body parts. I guess I might just be lack-toes-intolerant."

"What are a redneck's last two words before dying ? WATCH THIS !"

"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Pokemon!"

"What's the difference between Thomas Jefferson and Ariel Castro? Thomas Jefferson wore a wig when he raped his slaves"

"A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control."

"My kids don't even know they have a grandma that gives them $100 on their birthdays"

"I was looking for a subtle way to describe my penis... ...and then I went to /r/minimalism..."

"How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time."

"A man runs into a bar... A man runs into a bar, and demands to the barkeep: ""Quick! How tall do penguins grow?"" ""About two foot sir"" replies the bartender ""Shit. I've just run over a nun."""

"What are three words you don't want to hear during sex? Honey, I'm home!"