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Joke of the Day

"What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries? Haram Baes"

"What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia? An offer you can't understand."

"Does anyone need a vacuum cleaner? I have one here, it's just collecting dust."

"Keep slugs out of your garden by building a tiny slug-sized amusement park next to it with slow safe rides."

"What is Italian-American foreplay? ""Hey! Wake up and roll over!"""

"What is Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Craft."

"It's like my dad always said: ""Stop quoting me and come up with your own ideas."""

"I was climbing the ladder to success Then a guy poked his head out of a window and said ""Hi, I'm Cess!"""

"ME: Ugh hate summer when bees are flying everywhere BEE [angrily undoing seatbelt on plane] I'm gonna sting him BEE WIFE:Just leave it David"

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes... That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away AND have his shoes!"